JAKE IN THE BOX

I Always Brought a Big Can of Whoopass in Case Anybody Wanted a Little Bit of This...

Back in My Day, I Was Tougher Than a Two Dollar Steak!

I Won my First 23 Fights and Lost My Final Two.

I Gracefully Retired at Age 19 Telling My Coach That I Was Way Too Pretty to be Boxing!

Today With My Advanced Age and My Medical Drama, If I Was to Hit Somebody, I Would Probably Be the One to Fall Down!

But We All Have Our HeyDay and That Was Mine!